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This is my first sad attempt at an Internet page. Many have gone before me and never returned. This time, I will succeed. I will be triumphant. I will� Erm, enough of that. Right then, let�s talk | |||||||
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At the moment, my page is very basic, but thanks anyway to Fortune City for my webspace. | |||||||
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